i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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