talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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