Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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