Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Randomize
