I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
