guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He has the fingertips of a God
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