Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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