It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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