all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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