He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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