out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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