Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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