I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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