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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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