thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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