If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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