So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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