ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
i think im in europe. pls send help
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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