yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I don't think brook has ever known best
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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