By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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