that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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