I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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