windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Randomize
