super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The power of my boobs compel you
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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