So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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