either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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