Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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