I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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