i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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