Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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