I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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