doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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