That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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