If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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