you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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