Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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