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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I deserve this hangover.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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