You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I need moral support for this bender
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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