FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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