Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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