Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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