I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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