So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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