"it" just moved
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
How external is "for external use only"?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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