just tell him i said nine months
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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