i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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