We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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