Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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