Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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