And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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