another moral hangover. fuck.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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