Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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