dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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