It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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