dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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