Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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