CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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