Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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