Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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