I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You are a genius and a whore.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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