Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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